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The Word of the Day is Birthday Greeting Card

The Word of the Day is Birthday Greeting Card

$11.23
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The Word of the Day is Birthday Greeting Card: Retro Playhouse Parody

The The Word of the Day is Birthday Greeting Card delivers a punchy dose of nostalgic pop culture absurdity, designed to rescue your loved ones from mass-produced retail lameness. Immortalizing the manic, bow-tied energy of television’s favorite playhouse host, this premium alternative card is the ultimate way to celebrate another year. It acts as a distinct, high-fidelity statement piece on any mantel, serving outliers who prefer raw, unrefined irony over plain big-box card designs.

Professionally printed on high-quality luster greeting card stock, this 5x7 folded card remains blank inside for your own personalized transmission. Each unit arrives equipped with a crisp matching envelope, ensuring street-ready execution straight from the mailbox. A Bad Store for Bad People.

The Word of the Day is Birthday Greeting Card Specifications
  • Word of the Day Card Dimensions: Folded 5" x 7" Presentation Layout
  • Word of the Day Card Material: Premium-Grade Ultra-Vibrant Luster Stationery Stock
  • Word of the Day Card Envelope: Matching Protective Envelope Included Per Unit
  • Word of the Day Card Interior: Uncoated Blank Interior for Personalized Messages
  • Word of the Day Card Style: Satirical Playhouse Pop Culture Birthday Parody

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Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery. Approved returns require the customer to cover return shipping costs unless otherwise stated. Damaged or incorrect items are eligible for a prepaid return label. To start a return, email theotarealm@gmail.com.
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