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Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Greeting Card
Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Greeting Card
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Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Card: Twisted True Crime Romance
We are all hungry for a little love and affection—some of us just have vastly more concerning appetites. The Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Greeting Card from The Original Underground serves up the sickest romantic pun in modern true crime lore. Featuring a deadpan portrait of the infamous Milwaukee monster in prison orange stamped with the bone-chilling caption "I CHEWS YOU," this twisted greeting card is built strictly for partners with pitch-black humor, morbid fascinations, and a shared obsession with macabre documentaries.
Ditch the sickeningly sweet supermarket valentines and send something truly unhinged. Each 5x7 inch folded card is professionally printed on heavyweight, premium luster card stock that highlights eerie photographic clarity and sharp, blood-curdling contrast. Kept completely blank inside, it leaves you total freedom to write intense romantic declarations, twisted inside jokes, or your deepest devotions. Every card comes complete with a crisp matching mailing envelope, sealed and ready to unleash.
Jeffrey Dahmer Greeting Card Specifications:
- Product Type: Dark comedy greeting card / true crime romantic stationery
- Artwork Theme: Jeffrey Dahmer prison portrait featuring "I CHEWS YOU" morbid parody text
- Dimensions: Folded 5" x 7"
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster finish greeting card stock
- Interior: Completely blank inside for personalized handwritten messages
- Included: Includes 1 matching mailing envelope
- Packaging: Sealed in a protective clear sleeve
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Return Policy
Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery. We charge a 10% restocking fee for returned items. Original shipping charges are non-refundable unless the item was received damaged, defective, or incorrect. To qualify, items must be unused, unworn, in their original packaging, and include all tags and proof of purchase. Approved returns require the customer to cover return shipping costs unless otherwise stated. Damaged or incorrect items are eligible for a prepaid return label. To start a return, email theotarealm@gmail.com.
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