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In This House We Narrate the Dog's Thoughts Garden Flag

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We Know You Do It.

Look, we all do it. You look at your dog, and you give them a voice. Maybe it’s a goofy voice, maybe it’s a sophisticated voice, but it’s happening. The In This House We Narrate The Dog's Thoughts Garden Flag is just admitting the truth.

Designed to look like a vintage cross-stitch sampler, this flag adds a touch of cozy "Grandmacore" charm to your yard while calling out your weirdest (and best) habit. It’s the perfect warning for guests: if the dog says you’re suspicious, we believe the dog.

Why You Need It:

Instant Relatability: It’s the most honest piece of decor you’ll ever own.
Cozy Aesthetic: The faux needlepoint texture looks warm and inviting without the risk of getting ruined by rain.
Dog Person Approved: The ultimate badge of honor for obsessive pet parents.

Specs:

Size: 12" x 18"
Material: 100% Poly-poplin-canvas fabric
Design: Printed on both sides

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