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Home is Where Them F--kers Ain't Garden Flag

Home is Where Them F--kers Ain't Garden Flag

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Cancellation is a Love Language.

There’s no place like home. Why? Because the general public isn't there. The Home is Where Them F--kers Ain't Garden Flag is the ultimate flag for the proud introvert.

Featuring a ridiculously idyllic scene of deer, ducks, and a cozy cottage, this flag sets a peaceful boundary. It tells the world that you are happily thriving in your fortress of solitude and that you have zero plans to leave.

Why You Need It:

  • Set Boundaries: A polite (well, sort of) way to tell the world you’re enjoying your me-time.

  • Cottagecore with a Twist: Embraces the trendy rustic aesthetic while keeping your signature edge.

  • High Quality: The detailed print mimics the texture of needlepoint but stands up to the elements.

Specs:

  • Size: 12" x 18"

  • Material: 100% Poly-poplin-canvas fabric

  • Design: Printed on both sides

Shipping Policy

Orders are typically processed within 1-5 business days. Shipping rates and estimated delivery times are calculated at checkout based on your location and selected shipping method. Some orders may arrive in multiple packages. Tracking information will be provided once your order ships. More info at:
https://otarealm.com/policies/shipping-policy

Return Policy

Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery. Approved returns require the customer to cover return shipping costs unless otherwise stated. Damaged or incorrect items are eligible for a prepaid return label. To start a return, email theotarealm@gmail.com.
More details can be found here: https://otarealm.com/policies/refund-policy

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