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Christmas Vacation "Can I Refill Your Eggnog?" Greeting Card
Christmas Vacation "Can I Refill Your Eggnog?" Greeting Card
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Christmas Vacation "Refill Your Eggnog" Card: Pure Griswold Holiday Meltdown
There is nothing quite like the warm, suffocating joy of forced family gatherings to bring out your inner Clark Griswold. The Christmas Vacation "Can I Refill Your Eggnog?" Greeting Card from The Original Underground perfectly captures that exact festive moment when seasonal cheer curdles into pure, twitching holiday madness. Featuring Clark smiling through gritted teeth in his Santa hat above his legendary offer to drive everybody out into the middle of nowhere and leave them for dead, this card is the undisputed champion of hilarious, passive-aggressive holiday survival.
Spare your favorite people from another soulless, glitter-choked grocery store greeting that immediately gets tossed. Each 5x7 inch card is professionally printed on premium luster greeting card stock that makes every unhinged grin and festive plaid backdrop pop with vibrant color. Left completely blank inside, it delivers plenty of room to vent, drop your favorite movie quotes, or pen actual heartfelt seasonal love. Every card includes a matching envelope, sealed and ready to mail.
Christmas Vacation Card Specifications:
- Product Type: Holiday greeting card / funny pop culture Christmas card
- Artwork Theme: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation parody featuring Clark Griswold with "Can I Refill Your Eggnog?" quote
- Dimensions: Folded 5" x 7"
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster finish greeting card stock
- Interior: Completely blank inside for personalized handwritten messages
- Included: Includes 1 matching mailing envelope
- Packaging: Sealed in a protective clear sleeve
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
Orders are typically processed within 1-5 business days. Shipping rates and estimated delivery times are calculated at checkout based on your location and selected shipping method. Some orders may arrive in multiple packages. Tracking information will be provided once your order ships. More info at:
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Return Policy
Return Policy
Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery. We charge a 10% restocking fee for returned items. Original shipping charges are non-refundable unless the item was received damaged, defective, or incorrect. To qualify, items must be unused, unworn, in their original packaging, and include all tags and proof of purchase. Approved returns require the customer to cover return shipping costs unless otherwise stated. Damaged or incorrect items are eligible for a prepaid return label. To start a return, email theotarealm@gmail.com.
More details can be found here: https://otarealm.com/policies/refund-policy
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