Assistant to the Fire Manager Lighter

Assistant to the Fire Manager Lighter: Iconic Sitcom Comedy Graphic

Identity theft is not a joke, but upgrading your gear certainly is with the official Assistant to the Fire Manager Lighter from The Original Underground. Custom-built for retail customers who are completely obsessed with 2000s workplace sitcom lore, paper company antics, and hilarious internet memes, this premium disposable lighter brings pure comedic energy to your everyday carry accessory collection. It serves as an unbeatable conversation starter at trivia nights, office parties, or casual hangouts with your friends.

The high-definition full graphic features a sharp photo print of TV's most intense beet farmer and paper salesman. Showcasing his signature middle-parted hair, classic wire-rimmed glasses, a pale yellow dress shirt, and a striped tie, the design captures his stern, unblinking glare. Set against a clean office background layout, this funny parody perfectly channels the spirit of the legendary fire drill episode. Engineered with a durable plastic chassis, it ensures a smooth spark and a dependable flame with every single strike.

Assistant to the Fire Manager Lighter Specs

• Dimensions: 3.2" H x 0.89" W x 0.4" D
• Type: Full-Graphic Disposable Lighter
• Durability: Rated for 2,000 lights
• Safety Compliance: ISO 9994 & CPSC 11228 Certified
• Design: Retro Workplace Dwight Yellow Shirt Layout